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Cheese, salami, and Shatner.  
What more could you ask for?

Cheese, salami, and Shatner.
What more could you ask for?

not-medicine:

alecmadeablog:

Take Photoshop away from me, please.

He wouldn’t even have fighting moves, other than one or two methods of throwing food. The rest would be NOTHING but taunts.

(via nightmareloki)

sparklyhowitzer:

I don’t know what happened.

sparklyhowitzer:

I don’t know what happened.

(via brokenheartedfestivities)

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the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:


jackfrostswhore:


so-relatable:


1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.


my life is over now


My mind is blown


And there goes my sanity

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

(Source: youjustrealized, via ikusen-no-yume)

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otlgaming:

THIS SHIRT BUILDS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
Mekazoo has made a new t-shirt design for fans of both Transformers and LEGO to enjoy. You can snag this design as either a shirt or hoodie over at Red Bubble. 

otlgaming:

THIS SHIRT BUILDS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

Mekazoo has made a new t-shirt design for fans of both Transformers and LEGO to enjoy. You can snag this design as either a shirt or hoodie over at Red Bubble

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via clockworkjerk)

thescienceofjohnlock:

v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n-a:

newaindulac:

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD

WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!

what the fuck is going on with brazil? why have I not heard of this?

The first I heard about this was a very short bit on BBC news this morning. Someone is not doing their job properly.

(via clockworkjerk)

(Source: mostlysavory)

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slender-rave:

nightmareloki:

nemo is omen spelled backwards.

I keep laughing why is this so funny to me

image

(via nightmareloki)

henrycavillsstinkface:

fan-troll:

good-little-homestuck:

im going to fucking cry

please no

i have stared into the face of hell

what

the

fuck